Day 199

Random things that will piss me off

Touching and/or hugging me if we’re not good friends. There are some exceptions.
People assuming they know me very well. Trust me, the number of people in this world that know almost everything about me can be counted on one hand.
People vocally underestimating me.
People who talk loudly on their phone.
People who chew loudly.
People who are rude to waiters, valets, etc.